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A Number of people have written seeking advice from me.
So far that number is 1.

Considering I am a Mental Patient this is a tremendous start!

If you have any questions regarding ANYTHING,
please don't hesitate to ask me!

I'm sure I'll be able to provide you with answers you couldn't find anywhere else!

Send your questions here!

In the meantime observe my Advice below...



FROM:  Mr. L.A.B.  (
Sent: Saturday, January 29, 2000 1:55 PM


 This is a very good question Mr. L.A.B., and I'm glad you asked it!

Having owned, at one time or another, ALL of the worlds oceans,
I'm uniquely qualified to give you advice.

1) Always buy an Ocean at HIGH TIDE. More water means More Ocean!

2) If you buy an Ocean that's being sold with it's "Contents Included",
make certain to purchase it when PLENTY of people are swimming in it.

Try to make sure that there are numerous vessels out at sea that day.
You see, both the PEOPLE, and the VESSELS will automatically become YOURS
this way!!!
This can lead to much greater profits!
For instance, on the day I bought the Pacific Ocean, I made SURE that Former President
Richard Nixon was swimming in it.
I never resold Nixon, but I enjoyed his kindly servitude for many years afterwards!

3) When buying a warm weather Ocean, such as THE INDIAN OCEAN,
make sure to bargain!

Warm weather causes severe EVAPORATION!
Don't get suckered into paying for RAIN that someone else already owns!

 I hope this answers all your questions Mr. L.A.B!.

Good luck with your purchase!



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