Remember, I am a Mental Patient! I am not interested in money! That's why they put me in here!
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So will the most creative bids
Give a Mental Patient your Name and Email Address!
When you do, not only will you be fulfilling a lifelong dream of yours, but you'll be getting periodic updates on all my sales and activities! Really, when you think about it, could there be a better deal on Earth!?!?
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Hey! Mr. Mental Patient! Don't ever stalk me if you escape!!
Yes, don't ever stalk me!!No, go ahead, I like being stalked!stalk me just a little bit.
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